Wealth: Easy to count, hard to measure


I like reality; well at least it looks interesting from this distance


They say the pen is mightier than the sword, which worries me because if you gave me a sword, I'd probably cut myself.


Nathaniel: "We have no time to play! If it's not school, then its a club, and if there is any time left, we have to waste it having a bath."


Thomas: "I know why old people are so wrinkley, it's because they wash so often."